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Saturday, 19 July 2014

The Queen's the one in blue & Bees a buzzing

You cannot read any news media without seeing graphic pics of the shooting down of the Malaysia Airlines plane over Ukraine.  We can only hope that eventually the people responsible will face justice.

After HM the Queen's visit to Matlock this one caught my eye
HM was visiting Reading Railway Station which she opened 25 years ago and is now re-opening it after its £9m facelift.  Funny story about the bloke in the 2nd row 2nd from the left - - -





Which side do we walk on
The Article  stems from a "nanny state" piece of advice pushed out by HM Government Rules for Pedestrians  as the article says, "who knew and who cares!"
It does however take me back to when i visited Koln in Germany back in the 70's
The place was packed but the Germans obeyed the "rules of the road" and people walked "on the Right" to avoid bumping into each other.  The article suggests "we" don't do that preferring to do a "little gavotte" when encountering another person head on - - -

A cringingly unfunny tale this one
 The child in the picture looks to be a Genius or that's where her parents are pushing her.  The things she has to do however to achieve this status make you wonder if its all worth it.
A BBC C4 programme has a group of these kids to study.
 One 11 year old of the group, Eleanor,  proclaims that if she doesn't study hard enough to do well in her A-Levels she wont go to a Good University so she wont get a good job so she wont earn enough money so she will "Starve to death"  - - - don't think I'll be watching that programme then - - -



Closer to home
The logging in the sunshine went well the other day
I have decided to leave the wood where it is at the moment so this pile will be added to before its covered for the winter.
We were sat in the garden the other day and Sally remarked, "Why can I hear what sounds like a swarm of Bees"  Looking up we could see a couple of hundred above and slightly behind us in the air.  Preparing to make a quick exit from the garden the bees thinned out a bit and we could see they were concentrating their numbers around a tree in the kitchen garden of Peak Organics
 I walked up the pathway which runs along the Kitchen Garden and managed to snap this pic of the swarm on a tree. Looking the following morning they had moved on - - -

Yesterday was meant to be "the hottest day of the year" but it fizzled out round here as a muggy overcast day.  Thunderstorms were forecast for the night and i could see the lightening in the sky around midnight over to the South West.
I crept downstairs and set up the I.P. camera to pick up any more that might show up.
 I'm using the free Webcam XP 5 software with a Foscam camera set to pick up any movement.  The round spot at right is a street light.
This mornings pic of the same view is decidedly soggy - - - bit of a "make and mend day" methinks - -
Enjoy the day
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Thursday, 17 July 2014

Scorcher on the way & Orang-utans on isle 27

Lots of advice in the media today about our "Heatwave" 
"Public Health England" no less have issued a "level 2 health alert" after temperatures are predicted to reach 32c tomorrow.  The "Quango" has issued helpful tips on how to keep cool , - - - "drink lots of cool drinks"  - - - nice money if you can get it !!!!! - - - Apperently we will have to pay for this fine weather by torrential rain hail and strong winds on Saturday - - -



Closer to home
Yesterday was my last shift in my pattern so its a week off now, to enjoy the heatwave!
It was settling down to be a "quiet" one when i spotted a woman picking up loaves and turning them over to read all the bumpf on the bottom.
I wandered over and said "are you looking for any particular loaf madame?"  She shot me a quizzical glance and said, "I just cant buy any of your bread" before i could ask why she ventured on, "Its the
Orang-utans!"  Suppressing my urge to tell her they were to be found on isle 27! she further stated, "they're chopping down all the rain forest"  "Who the Orang-utans?" i replied wondering how much sherry she might have consumed for lunch.  She prodded the information on the bottom of the bread wrapper and said "all your bread has Palm Oil in it".
Catching her drift that the Orang-utans rain forest habitat was being chopped down maybe to be replaced with Palm trees which did seem a tad unlikely, i forged on determined to sell her a loaf and get rid of her.
Joining in with her enthusiasm i looked at a number of loaves and sure enough listed in the ingredients was the palm oil.  "Just a moment madame i'll check our "Free From" range" Result! the free from bread does not contain palm oil she grabs one and heads for the check outs.  "I never knew Orangutans lived in Palm Trees?"  i trumpeted at her retreating form, hoping she might catch my attempt at ignorant sarcasm, alas she didnt hear me - - -

A couple of pics sent to me on e mails today
How not to start a chain saw!
Dinner is served !  

I finally had a go at thinning out the grape vine which we had "let go" in an attempt to produce more grapes - - - it didnt
All but a couple of very small bunches are very close to the main trunk as can be seen in the "after" pic if you click it to enlarge it

Today does look like it might be a hot one
An early morning pic shows a clear/ish sky with the mist easing its way down the valley
Enjoy the day
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Tuesday, 15 July 2014

H.M. the Queen visits Matlock but management take a dim view!

It has to be said there was a fair bit of excitement around the place last Thursday
It was the day of HM the Queens visit to Matlock although I winced as I drove to work and spotted a trail of discarded litter along side the road, wondering if it would be removed before HM arrived by train.
At work I wickedly teased a colleague, "lets call her Ashley" that she was to meet the Queen at the station which is right in front of the Fun Factory (Matlock Sainsbugs)
Her duties I informed her were to collect the Queens shopping list as she arrived and then drop off the Royal "goods" as she departed.  Ashley, not knowing that the Queen would be leaving Chatsworth by chopper rather than returning to Matlock.  Spotting that the Shop Manager, lets call him Matt, was in a relaxed mood I let him in on the deal and he played along by suggesting the store was presenting the queen with some fruit and fresh water, and that Ashley was the "chosen one"
Ashley by now is beside herself and we go through how to shake hands with the Queen and to call her HM the first time and then Maam as in Jam not Marm as in Farm.  Finally after about 45 minutes she twigs the ruse and laughs it off with the rest of us - - - good sport!

HM is arriving at 1030 and colleagues are told (it was rumoured) that to go and watch the arrival they must "Clock out" Whaaaat! Incredulity must have been the obvious look on my face as I receive this supposed fact.  I had no intention of going to attend the arrival although I was encouraging the younger colleagues to do so.

At the appointed hour there was a mini rush of colleagues (without Clocking Out) to the edge of the railway station due to the shop being empty of customers and I carried on my duties.  Some time later they return beaming with pride at having seen the Queen with at least one coming out with the standard surprised statement, "isnt she tiny".  it is only some time later that I am told the Shop Manager followed everyone out and took a list of their names insisting they take the "time out" as part of their break - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ok Ok excitement over and back to reality or should that be normality? with the Express telling us how to live an extra 10 years










 And once again the Express is informing us of a "Cheap pill to beat Arthritis!"  - - - Previous headlines this year at least! have the curse beaten at least 4 or 5 times.









Closer to home

Down at the Fun Factory there have been some "challenging" goings on - - - There have been a rush of new colleagues who have had their praises sung by the Store Manager, lets call him Matt.  I attended a monthly briefing that he hijacked and the gathering was told that the newby's were a shining example of how to "assist" customers and maybe we should "step up" to their standard - - -

Down in the Bakery it was "Handbags at 5 paces" for 2 colleagues, lets call them Anon1 and Anon2.  Anon1 was flicking bits of dough, and more at Anon2 who reacted by casting a frozen bagel at Anon1 catching him on the side of the neck.  Anon1 complained to "someone" and the upshot was a rollicking for both.  The moral here? - - - if you cant take it don't dish it!

A disturbing tale next, a colleague, lets call him Anon3 is caught eating in the Bakery!!!! a heinous crime normally punishable by the sack.  However there is brushed over and somehow forgotten.  The whole thing swept under the carpet and people are sworn to secrecy  Moral here? if you want to keep something secret - - - don't tell a soul"

Finally one of those, "is it me?" moments.  We get a customer order over the phone, I take it off the shelf and put it in the bakery.

"Cant do that because its classed as a Foreign Body!" says the Bakery manager, lets call him Craig.
This is all to do with a regime which is "purging" anything not to do with the manufacturing of bread from the bakery.

 Ok I can cope with that so I put the items in the warehouse with a note which I also post a copy of in the bakery.

"Cant do that because its classed as a Foreign Body" says, - - - ok ok you get the picture!  I point out though that the bakers are using a certain suppliers bread trays to store and transport to the display area unwrapped baked items.  These bread trays and the wheels they sit on are "sometimes" less than clean!  This is ignored!?  Is it me?  I wander off realising I should not be questioning what's going on "firmly fixing my concentration on why I am there" - - - concentrate - - - concentrate!
Ah yes! that's better - - - - 


I noticed Sainsbury the tabby cat sat on top of the back porch the other day
and had a moment to quietly reflect that this was Tom's favourite spot for a bit of early morning sunbathing before it got too hot.  Strange to think though that Sainsbury has taken over almost all of Toms hangouts but will not sit on the old rocking chair where Tom breathed his last? - - -

A bit of a logging dilemma here
To move or not to move?  As I fell the trees I finish up with piles of ready cut firewood and have generally moved them up to the hard topped track with the idea that if the winter is that bad and we use all our store I could at least get some wood for the fire.  I'm fast becoming to think that as long as there's enough on the top track the rest can stay where it is - - -
 Our friend Lisa has been trying to get one of her pet sheep shorn for a while and here is Napkin minutes after having his yearly haircut. - - - he does look a little bemused by it.  The green stuff is some kind of treatment for an eye infection he picked up but he's ok now.

The garden is looking at its best although our flush of foxgloves are already going to seed
The nasturtiums have almost taken over the garden seat we us for sitting to look at the shallow end of the pond
Ever the pessimist this lovely weather cannot last much longer - - - can it? 
finally today's early morn pic from the top of the garden showing the moon under the curve of a bit of Iris foliage.  A bit of logging later methinks

Enjoy the day
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Wednesday, 9 July 2014

Tour de France Beetroot! & bits and bobs

Being an avid follower of the Tour de France
I spotted this story the other day about The Belkin Team
One of the driving forces behind the team Louis Delahaye insists that its on the menu every day! - - - Interesting fact about it having a high nitrate content and that this helps the muscles use oxygen more efficiently - - - watch the results


Ever used a bidet? 
Here's an amusing story about them and who does/doesn't use them.

I always joke about having moved up in the world because we don't keep the coal in the bath any more we store it in the bidet! - - -




Great video
about 2 lumberjacks saving a bear from further harm by using a mechanical claw to get what looks like a milk churn off the bears head - - -










Closer to home 
We are having some great weather lately (kiss of death now!) and i generally take a pic from the top of the garden when i'm feeding the fish and birds in the morning
Here's this mornings effort
the garden is looking pretty good just now but its a battle to keep the weeds down!
I walked the White Edge with Debs yesterday and it looked for all the world like we were going to soaked by the approaching storm - - - luckily we didn't
after lunch at the grouse with Sally and Debs I walked back along Froggatt edge and could see a big rain cloud the other side of Chatsworth.
I'm hoping to add another 3 loads to the on site logging store today before attacking those weeds in the garden
Enjoy the day
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Sunday, 6 July 2014

Le Tour! & its bonfire time

The Tour de France got of to a great start yesterday in Yorkshire! starting in Harewood House and finishing at Harrogate
Its covered on almost all the front pages today.
The weather was kind the crowds were enormous and the coverage of the first stage was perfect on Eurosport.
Unfortunately our man Mark Cavendish took a heavy fall onto his right shoulder as he sprinted for the finish line in Harrogate.  Admitting that the crash was his fault his team have said they will make a decision this morning about him taking part in today's stage.





Chai or tea to the uninitiated
here's a great article about India's obsession with their thick sweet version of the brew.
There are some good pics in the article - - - worth a read.




Closer to home 
The wind was a gentle breeze when I logged the other day but I still decided to burn the ever growing pile of brashings up at the logging site
The wind dropped as soon as I got it going as can be seen from the smoke hanging around
It soon returned and at this point looked like it might jump the gap between the pile and the trees close by
Just as I was leaving for home though it had all been burned - - - time to stack up some more today!
back in the garden one of the squirrels has given up trying to bite off the bottom of the peanut feeder and has turned his attention to emptying the sunflower feeder!

Enjoy the day
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Friday, 4 July 2014

Dont die its too expensive & Grapevine and peas

Better save up if you want to die!
Sky rocketing  prices in the "death trade" are paraded in this story
It'll cost you £3500 for a basic funeral and if you want flowers or headstone "accessories" its a cool £7622 - - - where did i put those large bin bags! - - -








Amusing or what!
Have a look at this  video  and if it doesnt make you laugh you must be having a really bad day! - - -





Here's another "bad for you" Story
This time its the much loved strawberry
The "horror" in the story relates to frozen strawberries causing problems but the "evidence" produced looks a little flimsy to me - - -





The Express tell us yet again that statins are good for us













Closer to home 
.At the Fun Factory (Matlock Sainsbugs) we are awash with new colleagues on the shop floor so it looks as if the "hours matching" exercise is finally over.
In the bakery the boss, "lets call him Craig" had just been informed that he's posted to another store up in Sheffield from September.
Strange move? in as much as he was moved into the bakery for "experience" not long ago and spends most of his time propping up his old job, therefore getting no "experience" whatsoever.  The job he's going to in Sheffield?  his old one! In the words of Star treks Mr Spock, "There's logic Jim but not as we know it" - - -
 
Saisnbury the Tabby cat brings home a couple of presents
The grape vine in our lower terraced greenhouse is taking over!
We decided to let it grow without trimming it back this year !
There are grapes in there somewhere - - -
meanwhile at the top of the garden we have never had such a showing of peas!

The logging was good yesterday with quite a bit of progress achieved
This seasons pile (uncovered) is growing as is the twig bonfire, today might be a burning day if there's a bit of a breeze
Enjoy the day
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Tuesday, 1 July 2014

The right to work at home & Predator fly by!

This article covers the "rights of workers" to work from home 
I well remember when I had a full time job relishing the fact that "working from home" was part of the deal due to the number of locations I had to visit.
While not wishing the daily commute on anyone these days I imagine the guidence rules for this idea must be pretty complex - - -
I wonder if Sainsbugs would let me work from home? - - -

Mentioning Sainsbugs here's an odd story
Realising the "bubble has to burst" it would appear that Sainsbury's and Netto  are going to jump into bed together.  An odd bedfellow for Sainsburys you might think as Netto gave up there "assault" on our shores a few years back and left the cheap end of the market to the likes of Lidl & Aldi.
With Justin King leaving and Mike Coupe taking over I wonder just who's idea this was? - - -
Being a bit of a follower of the "Get us out of the EU"  group
 i applauded the election to the top spot of Mr Junker seen at left with his buddy Angelica.  - - - I just hope the "shock horror" implications haven't had time to wear off before we all get the chance to say Out or In! - - -





The Star headline

provides a tongue in cheek comment about Giant Rats invading the Big Bro House. - - - - Joining all the others already in there then? - - -









Closer to home
Its the 1st of July today and the early morning pic from the top of the garden revealed a "predator" i had not noticed when i took the shot
A heron was cruising down the valley and can clearly be seen in the pic
A walk the other day shows the grass has been cut in the local fields
While the river Derwent glides serenely along
The rain is forecast today to spoil the show later so its a bit of logging and then a gentle walk before settling down to watch Wimbledon methinks
Enjoy the day
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