Working over the Jubilee weekend and Bank Holiday was "the bitch" I predicted only broken by the news that "A colleague - lets call him Paul" came in to hand in his notice! Shock horror, i knew something was up as he "never" comes into the shop when he's not working unlike me who uses it like the corner shop and is in most days.
I digress however, now Paul is the subject of my "Paul's a cagey leather clad sprinter" post of the 18th May. A new fact has emerged about his cage dancing from the "fresh colleagues - lets call them Debs and Linda" It appears that when Paul is performing for the girls he wears a thong! Pity no videos exist they would be a hit on the "tube"
Paul will be missed and I'm sure we all wish him the best and hope the grass really is greener over that hill. I will miss him more because I will have to train the new bod - - I wonder if he or she will take up the thong? Debs suggested I take it up but I really haven't got the hips!
Paul will be missed and I'm sure we all wish him the best and hope the grass really is greener over that hill. I will miss him more because I will have to train the new bod - - I wonder if he or she will take up the thong? Debs suggested I take it up but I really haven't got the hips!
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